I feel like the
joker now. WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS? I was drinking water as I was
walking out of my room, and miscalculating my location, slammed the bottom of
the cup against the door frame. The cup pushed so hard into my face, the skin
on the edges of my lips popped, and so did the skin on my nose. Fun bloody
times were had, I assure you.
Bye moooooom I'll
see you in a mooonth
Well, I've decided
that I'm going to document everything I can on this trip, making this the
largest strictly personal blog of all time! Sooo thaaaat should be
exciiitiiingggyaaaawnWORKCOFFEE!!! WOOOORK ALREADYYYY! So what if I got 4 hours
of sleep? COFFEE FIXES ALL!
And off to my gates
I go!
Nothing says
"good morning" like an airport Starbucks coffee!
Aaaand off we go!
Phone off.
Even though the bag
does not inflate, the oxygen is flowing. Secure your mask before helping
others. Aaand I'm gonna hear this three times today!
Woah, this flight
attendant reminded me of DAUGHTARRR (hi daughtarrr!)
I dozed off for a
while, and was just woken up by the drink service people. Off to Chicago we go!
Whoo! My good old
friend - the Christmas Coke can!
We are at the same
level as this thin layer of clouds. The way they divide the ground and the sky,
and the shadows they cast are just plain coooool.
Seattle, Chicago,
they all look the same.
Uuuuuh...whaa daaa
fuuuuu?
Nvm, never seen this
in an airport before. You take an escalator down, below the ground, and the
bottom seems dim, like a parking garage, but you are actually coming down to
see this... hallway, with the rainbow lights moving in waves above, and wavy
colorful walls on the side. In the air, mysterious harp music is playing. This
reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and the trippy boat ride
there!
The saddest thing
with the word "bar" attached to it that I have ever seen.
Juuust waiting for
the plane to Warsaw! For an hour or four.
Hmmm a shot from my
seat. Its straaange to just see a white wall in front of me, and without a
tray? HAO DUU AI EEET???
Yes I'm watching the
instructional video 3 times today, buuuut TWIST! The three are all in different
languages!
So THAT'S where the
little table is! Mind=blown. And only took me a few hours to figure it out.
Yaaawn. I wonder if
I slept. It feels like I just woke up, but I really just stopped trying to
sleep. I guess that's plane equivalent to waking up.
The stars and the
sunrise were quite beautiful. Sadly its not something I can capture with the
miniscule sensor of my phone.
Wheeee it turns out
that the girl sitting next to me is from Belarus, and speaks Russian! Wooo, I
now have someone to talk to, and distract me from this wall in front of me,
which by now has become my sworn enemy. NEED LEG ROOM. NEED LEG ROOM
NAOOOOOOOO!
Deadly turbine is
deeeadlyyyy
Had to say good-bye
to my short lived friendship with the plane girl. Its funny, we never even
asked each other's names.
A glimpse of Poland.
Too bad I have to turn my phone off during descent. There are always some
beautiful shots missed.
Woooo! And the third
instructional wasn't a video at all, but a live performance! You BUCKLE that
belt, girl!
The last look at the
grey and plain Warsaw airport, and finally OFF TO UKRAINE!!! EXCITE =D
YES! LUCKY YOU! This
is the last cloud shot. But it really does look like snow, that a super giant
could walk on!
The third coffee in
the past 12 hours. Plus 2 cokes and a tea, which all contain caffeine. Smart?
Stupid? All I know, it's the only way I can get through this flight, since
sleeping in these seats is IMPOSSIBRUUU.
I'm surprised at the
number of people, on this tiny plane from Warsaw to Odessa, who speak English.
So far all the flight attendants (duh, I guess), the people in front of me,
behind me, to the side of me, and the dude I'm sitting with. All going to stare
at Ukrainian women, eh?
Finally here!
Reminds me of a post apocalyptic video game setting or something.
And now we are off
to my hometown! Thanks for the driver, uncle! Ahh time to chill ouuuut.





















I'll have to document germany something like this.
ReplyDeleteso i was on this plane ride once, and the attendant who did the usual security rolecall thing said 'remember, yourself first, children and people who act like children second. so put your own mask on before you help your husband' xDDD
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