Wow, this week has been lacking in any solid dreams. I've got one entry that I cant even remember writing down and a little segment of creepy brownie craving, so here they are!
Im fired because my boss has a baby. Cries. I am given a name tag with the nomination of the #1 Guest, while the rest of the coworkers are all the owners of employee name tags. Boss cries in the office, and says that this is necessary for his business. Store closes cause JD hooks up with LaVerne.
I am dog sitting. It jumps on to my bed and I an totally cool with it (I never would have been in real life). It eats my bucket of shrimp that are covered in a strange pink sauce. They are chilling in a metal bucket in the corner of my room. When I ask why the dog wont just eat his own prepared food, it answers that it doesn't want to eat the canned fish, but its ok because the fraud cats will eat it.
Me and Austin had a brownie eating competition. We had giant 4 by 4 meter and about 2 feet high blocks of pure brownie, and to eat it we used shovels!
Im fired because my boss has a baby. Cries. I am given a name tag with the nomination of the #1 Guest, while the rest of the coworkers are all the owners of employee name tags. Boss cries in the office, and says that this is necessary for his business. Store closes cause JD hooks up with LaVerne.
I am dog sitting. It jumps on to my bed and I an totally cool with it (I never would have been in real life). It eats my bucket of shrimp that are covered in a strange pink sauce. They are chilling in a metal bucket in the corner of my room. When I ask why the dog wont just eat his own prepared food, it answers that it doesn't want to eat the canned fish, but its ok because the fraud cats will eat it.
Me and Austin had a brownie eating competition. We had giant 4 by 4 meter and about 2 feet high blocks of pure brownie, and to eat it we used shovels!
I think the best phrase in this is "They are chilling in a metal bucket" xDDDD
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