Each life is an adventure
- List
- Dark
- Spot
- Room
- Bed
- Fudge
- Radius
- Plant
- Disturbance
- Red
- Dryer
- Pillow
- Grace
Aaaaand I do not have the greatest memory ever. But hey at least I remembered. And now I can't sleep, because I don't want it all to wrinkle up. Dry faster clothes!
I hope it happens as smoothly as possible. I'm Sorry situations like that even exist.
A heart is the greatest pump to the greatest mechanism. It was all a coincidence... Give me a break. But again, I won't believe in something that bears no significance to my immediate life, just for the sake of believing.
Life is a glitch. An irregularity in itself. And sadly that's all that has ever been and all that will ever be to the one alive, so cherish it, because some day soon, my friend, this ride will come to an end, and you can't just get in line again.
Sleep is the most creative state a mind can be in. Since the functions responsible for reasoning and logic are greatly reduced in the sleeping brain, literally anything can happen. Its the ultimate suspension of disbelief. If only dreams were just a little bit easier to remember...
Aaaah the sun! Where did you go??? Come back! Well, no matter. Flying pie, my good friend, at least I have you!
This feeling. Like the ground has been pulled from under my feet, and I am falling. Adrenaline rushes through me, my heartbeat and brain power double, and my senses become sharper. This unbelievable power slows down the flow of time, and for a moment I have unbelievable strength, and IQ that's off the charts, and yet.... What use is any of this, when there is nothing to grab on to? So I keep on falling.
Moving 1,913,785 mi/h in 7 different directions while seemingly standing still? Psh! Every day stuff!
Aaaah Golds Gym! Best thing evar. Especially the sauna after the workout.
you know what, phone? Friends are great! But you wouldn't know. You are just a mindless tool. God, phone, stop being such a tool! Well... No.. Keep on helping me out. That's the reason I bought you, you filthy slave! I... Think.. I miiiight need to get some sleep now. Night, you whore! Whoring yourself out to my fingers like that. Letting me push all of your buttons. Phone, you can do better th.. K sorry, sleep it is!
Made it to the bus! With about 10 seconds to spare. Wow, so I guess waking up 10 minutes earlier doesn't help at all... How does that even happen???
Haha what? Why did I just do that... I put a hand on my coworkers shoulder and said "Everything is gonna always be ok. And at the times that its not, I know you can handle it." and my coworker responded "Oh... That's nice. Thanks." and on we went with our lives!
Yes! Happiness All around! I don't know why, but I am very excited to be a part of the exclusive Google plus beta! Yes Its pretty much a Google Facebook, but its not Facebook! And with limited access it won't get out of control like Facebook did. In other words, Very EXCITE!
How interesting, for a moment I felt like I took a step back, and overall, I saw myself as dry and insensitive. Someone who has been pummeled with enough problems to not care. Someone who can't easily feel emotions, because they rarely get to him through all the scar tissue. Someone completely corrupted by sarcasm. I took a step back, and I felt completely different. Maybe that's why I could see the contrast. So sharply. Or maybe I'm just tripping from being so tired and drinking that 5 hour energy! But since about 5 minutes ago, Ive been feeling differently. Like I am seeing the world from a different perspective. Who knows, we'll see how the day goes.
The WORK game status update:
+10 DAMAGE IMMUNITY EXP!!!
DAMAGE IMMUNITY LEVEL UP!!!
Description: After 10 or so cuts, cutting yourself doesn't even feel like anything.
+100 STEAK CUTTING EXP
STEAK CUTTING SKILL UP!!!
Description: I have now been promoted to cut and trim up more complex and more expensive cuts of steak.
ITEMS ACQUIRED:
1 lbs FRESH SLICED BACON!!!
1 dozen JUMBO EGGS!!!
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Well, its been 10 hours now, but since I was working the whole time, I was too busy to notice much more then the pain in my hands and all of the countless customers, but I seem to have been acting a little different. Except for the very end. I couldn't care less about anything but getting out of there! But now I'm outside, and sitting down has never felt better.
Oh no! My second pair of expensive Samsung phone headphone (with a mic and simple volume and pause/play/answer/hang up controls) is crapping out! Its always in the same damn place too. Its like after all these years and all of these technological advancements they can't fix a simple headphone wire bending problem. ITS ALMOST AS IF THEY DESIGN THEM SO YOU BUY MOAR! HAR HAR HAR! MIND BLOWN N STUFF.
The Roswell Incident.
White chocolate KitKats WIN AT LIFE!
I should probably start studying for the history test. And I got my placement exams for college next week as well... English I will, no doubt, get 100% on, but math... Aaah how much I dislike thee!
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