Shadow collection #31 (November 21st)

Aaand let the crazy week begin! Got home from school at 12am, and will have to get up at 6:30am to go to work till 7pm. This pretty much sets the mood of the week.

People seem to only post beautifully crafted, deep thoughts when they are feeling down, and things are not going their way. I've noticed this with many people, including myself. When I am angry at someone, or have a random mood swing that brings me down, I always seem to write the deepest and the most emotional of posts.

That moment when you manage to open the microwave door right after the time is up, but right before it starts beeping!

Rain jackets are useless without rain pants and rain shoes. While they do a good job of deflecting water, they do an even better job redirecting it down my legs, and into my sneakers...

"WHO WEARS SNEAKERS WHEN ITS COLD AND POURIN--" OH SUDDUP, THE TROLL INSIDE MY HEAD!

Today I got no rest, but tomorrow will be death.

We should like totally be friends! At leas I think that's a fantastic idea. Step step step.

Hello weather! How have you been? Not so good? I've noticed. You seem to have a runny nose, but at least it's not  a cold yet!

Birthday game? Birthday game!

I fell in love with a weirdo because that's how I roll.

I wonder about the thunderous sound for quite some time, and only later realize that it's the fierce howling of the wind rushing past the window. Its so calming, to be able to listen to the angry gusts, and yet be completely untouched by their piercing currents. They act as a lullaby, as I slowly drift away from this world, into the plane of infinite imagination.

I love physical contact. Some people find it somewhat strange, and can be very annoyed when I poke them, or touch their heads, or just get too close, invading their personal bubble. When that happens, it tells me that the other person does not want me to be anywhere near them, and doesn't trust me, so I back off. But some do the same back to me, shake my hand, give me high fives, hugs, kisses, whatever, and that makes me feel better than anything else, and honestly makes my life. To me touch is just as important as the spoken word, and in many cases is much more powerful. Touch represents fondness of the other, and is literally the representation of the desire to be closer. Its not always a sexual thing, touch is also very important in friendships, and also shows how much you care about others, and can tell you how much they care  back. People who have a personal bubble with a diameter of a mile, I am truly sorry. You are definitely missing out.

Fart is such a damn ugly word, and it doesn't have anything to do with the meaning. For some reason that particular combination of letters is scarring to my ears. Poo on the other hand is absolutely ok with me, and almost sounds like boo, which is a sexy word!

"My husband has ordered a turkey," says a customer when it's finally her turn to be helped, "Last name is Anderson."

"Mr. Anderson? It'll be just a second."  I say with a smile, and walk over to the order board. There I do my best Agent Smith impersonation I can "Mr. Anderson!" At that point, a coworker finally gets the Matrix reference, and tries to top my impersonation with a "We meet again, missster Anderson." But I'm not so easy to top! So we go on like this for a good while

"You made a mistake, mister Anderson!"

"WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING UP MISTER ANDERSON?"

"DIE MISTER ANDERSON!"

And of course leave the customer with the most hilarious facial expression I have seen in a while. I wish I could take a picture. In other news, dialogues are more of a bitch to write than I remember them to be.

Calypso

NOM! Can't wait!

Guess who! Yeah, you are right! Its Christine from Links Awakening! Of course!

What a fantastic turkey day! I got to stuff my face with delicious food, and be grateful for everything. Be grateful that I am, and that the things around me are the way they are. That's the most anyone could really be thankful for. And now we move on to 2 more busy days of work, in about... Four hours. Maaan, I hate my tendency to stay up this damn late. It's just that the world is way too fascinating to leave it be whenever I please! So much is always happening.

I feel like resuming my dream logs. I've been having dreams, and I've been having them every night, but I can't seem remember a single one. There is just something about the intention to remember, that helps immensely.

Le waking up the day after thanksgiving

Having a great day at work

Boss turns on the radio *Christmas music starts playing*

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Its like huge spaghetti! Except its... meat! What a twist!

MMMM THIS TEA IS TEALICIOUS!

Love. SO MUCH LOVE =3

AAAALIENS! WE ARE COOKING AAALIEEENS

Going Cobra and getting panda is always a night well spent!

Haaaaa I need somebody. Soon. Soon soon. Right now, even. Being alone isn’t something we were ever meant to be. We are all of a very social nature. This doesn’t usually get to me, and I ignore it the best I can, but for some reason being alone is making me feel like crap right now. I hope this feeling doesn’t last. I hope even more, that I find someone. Someone fantastic. Someone who understands, and appreciates. Someone who can make this feeling evaporate. Like it was never there. Gone with the wind. I need someone whom I can love, and someone who can love me back.

That's all I ask for. Is it really SUPPOSED to be that hard to get there? There are millions upon millions of human beings out there and I don't get to relate to a single one? And the ones

That I do... they seem to slip through my fingers before I can even utter a single word. Giiiiive me a fuuiuucking breeeeak, universe.

Ha. Haunting Shadows indeed.

This weather fits my mood perfectly!

And just like my mood, the end of the day was glorious!

And now, yet another installment of...

 Things that amused me around the webs!

MY CHILD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

AND YOU

AND... and you... 

I... never mind

I thought that this newly developed meme is hilarious xD

 

And now, it's BOOTY TIME ^^

^My fav!

This is like Mario Paint, but on the DS!

Another crazy song!

Nostalgia!

In Soviet Russia, theme song sings you!