WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING FEELING LIKE WINE HOUSE. Planning on having a loner gaming day, and get
invited to go hiking and camping there over night. Lets do this! Life is good!
Lol I spend 15
minutes at my old high school and get recognized by a few teachers and even
have enough time to get hit on by a girl. I SHOULD HAVE STARTED LOOSING WEIGHT
EARLIER.
And now we take a
two hour trip to our camping spot.
I didn't exactly
like how the Shadow gallery has turned out, so I'm going to take a different
approach to it. I will be writing these blogs in the style of Shadow
collections, and including photographs as I see fit, instead of taking photos
and simply writing captions.
I like this spot
Bye-bye sun!
WHY, HELLO THERE.
ITS TIME TO DIE, MY FRIEND
A few different
types of blueberries, salmonberries, and a mini version of strawberries is a
fitting lunch worthy of any explorer! Nomnomnom. We were so happy, walking
around the woods, collecting berries, hands and lips all blue and red, grins on
everyone's faces. What an awesome day this turned out to be.
What is that in the
distance? Fire??? FIRE!!!
Fire demon! Trying
to escape the depths of hell
Kindle logo LIVE!
All its missing is a kid sitting by the tree and an explanation of HOW CAN HE
READ IN SUCH DARKNESS???
I used to think that
stars were over rated. I guess I've never experienced them the right way. With
the fireplace crackling in the distance, making the shadows of the nearby trees
dance all around you, laying down right next to a noisy stream, and simply
looking up into the darkness. And as your eyes adjust, you begin to see deeper
and deeper into space, noticing stars farther and farther away. With time you
see a cloudy strip, and you realize that its glowing. Its the Milky Way. And as
you are looking up into the infinite abyss, you are no longer a body laying on
a rocky beach, but a tiny dot of consciousness, feeling so incredibly small,
with the universe in its entirety right before your eyes. Now, that is how you
stargaze. Surrounded by nature, with no other intent then to see something
beautiful. I guess Ive never done that before.
I found a chunk of
iron ore! I wonder if it could be a meteorite...
Oh HAHA work, how
very punny of you
First of October!
Wh.. what? The first of October!!! ... The 13th of July!!! Are we just yelling
dates??
PF FUCK THAT. IM
DONE.
I just thought I'd
share one of the many text messages that I write up throughout the day, many of
which have a similar wtf factor to them. I just happened to be in the middle of
pushing the send button when I thought, "I wonder, if I lost my phone, and
whoever found it read my messages, what in the world would they think?"
So, here it is. A
great thing to say when you accidentally send your friend a message meant for
someone else, I would think.
"Oh sorry,
wrong button. Just some battle chatter from the Gallus Urinatus wars on the
other side of the universe, which WE DOMINATED. Sooo congrats to me on that.
Well, after such an intense battle, I must rest. Heal up my wounds, let the
androids have some peace and quite to fix up my battleship, and things and
stuff. Also, I played 30 min of Team Fortress, so Zelda timeline right there.
Pf, so what if I just got back from an intergalactic war, that shit s for
noobs. Real men play Team Fortress!!!"
What was the war
being fought over, you might ask? Why, I have a text to explaining that too!
For the curious bunch.
"Wheeee! K Im
off to the edge of the universe to battle those pesky chickens that urinated
all over my porch."
Hipster douche: Uh,
wtf Artem? You ran out of blog material? Resorting to copy pasting texts now,
huh? You have no more thoughts going through your head to record? Well, how are
you pretending to be a hipster douche, if you can't think? Explain that, noob!
Like, unsubscribing, man.
One of two things.
Im either feeling like Ive changed a whole bunch these past few days, or I am
just extremely tired and my mind s just tripping and WISHING that Ive changed a
whole bunch these past few days.
Weeeeeell as "a
whole bunch" as a human CAN change just by growing up, and becoming more
mature. Good thing Im still at that stage, and still CAN make the claim to
changing thanks to that reason. In two years that will no longer be as easy.
But there are always life threatening events and emotional breakdowns to count
on! So..uh.. Yay hope? For... Extreme discomfort? That teaches me stuff? And
things?
Even though my high
school has been completely rebuilt, and its already been a full school year
since I graduated, there is still something so familiar about it! Same people,
some of the same students, similar atmosphere... The only thing that is left is
the football field and the stairs up to the portables (but just the stairs,
they lead nowhere now!) At least the name remains...
Saw Mr. Haff! My
favorite teacher at high school! PHYSICS TRIUMPHS ONCE AGAIN!!! Precious? No..
I don't have anyone. But life is going good. Mostly as planned. Wow only 30% of
the old staff? The school really did get
much bigger. Its almost like a college campus now! Eight physics
classrooms. That's crazy. Well, enjoy your day out with the grandkids! Love the
Stat Wars tie!
Hmmmmmrrrr I am just
goooone when Im getting a massage. I feel like a purring cat! Massages are one
of the best inventions of all time. And now we get a good night sleep.
If this keeps up, we
are gonna accidentally end up working for entertainment studios of our choice,
and they will just as accidentally be next door to one another.
Yesli ti dashe ne
verish v boga, za drugix molis,
Vsex kavo ya znal i
kto pogib, davayte, rest in peace.
It is not the
private interests of the individual that create lasting fellowship among men,
but rather the goals of humanity.
NOM! MUSCLE
STRIPS!!!
My favorite part of
the day!
What, in case the
moon falls down?
KITTY CAT!!!! =3
Nice hat you got
there, Jared!
The artistic talents
of the 13 y/o me!
I...i feel like
looking into the Zelda timelAW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*world explodes*
This wedding attire
just made me realize how WIN I look in button up shirts, so Ive had a bright
idea - wear more button up shirts! Its about time Ive changed my lazy
"t-shirts all damn year" image!
Everything is putty
at Dem weddings!
Its full of blurry
dancing!
And of course these
girls make it complete!
What's a wedding
without a few girls in a fountain?
What is dancing? Its
moving your body as gracefully as possible to a constant beat or a collection
of sounds that fit together. But why do we do it? What makes it enjoyable, and
what's the point, really? Just looking at human recreational activity from an
alien perspective. If aliens saw a party, what would they think? There are a
whole bunch of beings randomly moving to a rhythmic vibration of molecules in
the air! Nothing makes sense anymore!!! At least here they are just flopping
around and not hurting each other. The other gathering of beings we checked
out, they were slamming into each other competitively! And all the others
around them were cheering at the pain! What a strange, strange planet.
Wedding part one,
COMPLETE! Now loading wedding part two and recovering hearts!
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